Supercilious Mom...

At most of the private birthday party events, the parents will stay and join in the fun (walking the trails, enjoying the pleasant scenery, etc.). I in fact, encourage that. Children grow up all too fast. If you blink you may regret not being at something so memorable as "Dry Gulch", with the kids, and later on regret it. Then, you cannot turn back the hands of time... too late. I post this philosophy all over my web site and flyer's. But the yuppie moms, especially those who feign self importance, rarely do anything with their children. They are too stuck on pretentious erudite "flaunting" of themselves.
And so, one yuppette was standing in front of the main store, after coming back to pick up her son. She was sooooo stereotypical... two of her legs equaled one leg of that of a normal woman, as she stood like a stick in her perfectly pressed denim jeans and five inch heals. She announced (very loudly with flapping bird like gestures) to the other moms: " What is in that store over there"? When no one answered, I politely said: "It's a beautiful store full of my stone sculptings, artwork and incredible gifts... please go in an look around". She once again, in a very loud whiny voice (so as to attract maximum attention) said: "I just don't know what's in there, I just don't know".

Someone get this supercilious lady a minion to do her bidding!