Sunday, June 14, 2009

Macho Man...

At a recent Birthday Party for a six year old, the father said that he was going to cook hot dogs on the grill. I explained to him how the "Amish Style Grill" works. He paid absolutely no attention to the twenty second explanation, stating, " I'm smarter than the average bear".

Lo and behold, the party's coming to an end one hour and a half later, and the eight hot dogs are yet to be cooked! ... Some Bear!

As if that wasn't enough to shame this great outdoors macho-man... He was peeking into the windows of the main store when his 'buddy' asked, "what's in there'? His reply: "Just a bunch of glass blowing junk. I hate glassblowers, they're boring and stupid, I'd much rather be stretched out on the couch."

That says it all!!!